Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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