i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
