She's JV to your varsity
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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