I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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