my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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