Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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