billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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