you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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