Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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