omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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