It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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