i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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