R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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