You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
did you just send me my own nude
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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