Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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