People with herpes should wear stickers.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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