i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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