doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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