Sry I called you an 8
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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