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• (928): View more from Arizona

  whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.

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• (716): View more from New York

  found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college

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• (718): View more from New York

  I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"

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  These 23 People Had Coworkers From Hell

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.

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  1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me

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• (207): View more from Maine

  It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (323): View more from California

  Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text

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• (585): View more from New York

  There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on

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