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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.

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• (707): View more from California

  yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.

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  you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.

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  I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?

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