you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?