Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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