I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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