kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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