She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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