love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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