We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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