I CAN MOONWALK!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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