So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
