One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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