everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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