Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
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