Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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