She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
True college students do jello shots in the library
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