I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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