We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
You ate ashes out of my bong
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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