If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
3 2 1 whiskey
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I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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