Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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