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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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