Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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