Already got asked if we're dating
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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