i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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