mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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