All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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