you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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