Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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