even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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