Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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