no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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