please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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