i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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