I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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