I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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