Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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